Are you a woodchuck? My cat's dead, can I play with your pussy instead? This is an ad network. The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor. Your ass is pretty tight, want me to loosen it up? Sign up for the Thought Catalog Weekly and get the best stories from the week to your inbox every Friday.
What is a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Dirty Pick Up Lines
Connect with us. They say to spit, but I always prefer swallowing. My dick is like catnip, it'll make a cougar like you go wild. Wanna give it some mouth-to-mouth? If your ass was snow, I'd plow it. Your legs are like an Oreo Cookie. Because I can sea you lion in my bed tonight.